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Good job, Apple. You make the greatest MP3 players and software. iTunes is incredible.

I bet Samsung Galaxy users have a problem with memory, syncing, and battery power as well.

stoned-levi:

"He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”

If I was high out of my mind, and that happened to me, I’d be yelling like hell, then I’d just stare at the turkey and his sleeve a bit and I would be laughing uncontrollably.

"Duuuuude…like…you have a weird ass arm because you don’t a fucking arm, you fuck." <keeps laughing for an hour and a half>

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