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Good job, Apple. You make the greatest MP3 players and software. iTunes is incredible.

I bet Samsung Galaxy users have a problem with memory, syncing, and battery power as well.


"He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”

If I was high out of my mind, and that happened to me, I’d be yelling like hell, then I’d just stare at the turkey and his sleeve a bit and I would be laughing uncontrollably.

"Duuuuude…like…you have a weird ass arm because you don’t a fucking arm, you fuck." <keeps laughing for an hour and a half>

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